Viking Raid on Lindisfarne Monastery

The peace and tranquility of Lindisfarne Monastery was disturbed by a sudden and violent raid by a gang of marauding Vikings this morning!

Treasures and priceless relics were taken…

…and monks captured to be sold into slavery.


Resistance was futile; nowhere was safe!

Later, roving reporters arrived to interview eyewitnesses – Saxons and Vikings – to investigate exactly what took place. Their news articles all about this appalling atrocity will be all over the front pages soon!