The peace and tranquility of Lindisfarne Monastery was disturbed by a sudden and violent raid by a gang of marauding Vikings this morning!
Treasures and priceless relics were taken…
…and monks captured to be sold into slavery.
Resistance was futile; nowhere was safe!
Later, roving reporters arrived to interview eyewitnesses – Saxons and Vikings – to investigate exactly what took place. Their news articles all about this appalling atrocity will be all over the front pages soon!